Microwave Disaster

So last night, the residents of Doane's Hansen Hall were disturbed around 12 by the fire alarm. The reason: Some idiot didn't know how to use the microwave. Since I am a bit of a microwave guru, a tip for all of you cooks out there: EASY MAC NEEDS WATER ADDED! Before you use the microwave to nuke pre-made products, read the directions. It makes those of us who were forced to leave the building mid-shower a little less aggravated with you.